Francis Is My Familiar

I’ve decided to bring a different tone to the blog, one that focuses less on the boring minutae of my day, and sticks with something I’m good at: talking about things I dislike.

Here’s a video that I feel really sums why Francis from the zombie-horror-survival game “Left 4 Dead” is my soul mate:

He hates almost as many things as I do! Also, he has awesome tattoos, and I want awesome tattoos.

So basically, Gettysburg is the absolute worst right now. It’s like it’s trying to test me, see how close to the edge it can push me before I go bananas and just level the whole town. It makes me feel inadequate academically, outcasts me from communities I’m in, gives me ADHD, creates awful and awkward situations with people I’d rather not interact with at all, drives me to drink, and above all, rains. On me. All the time. Needless to say, I am more ready for the summer than I ever have been in my entire life.

But I can’t quit; that’s like letting this place win. So fuck you, Gettysburg. I’m not going anywhere.

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